Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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