Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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