did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
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you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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