I'm lost and stupid without you.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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