why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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