Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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