Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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