I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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