Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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