She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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