I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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