It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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