HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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