What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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