how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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