if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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