Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
i've created a new STD.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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