Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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