why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
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Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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