I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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