It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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