I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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