super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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