No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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