He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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