yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
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I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
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Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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