i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
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I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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