he wants to bone in the snuggie
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Fuck me I smell like cheese
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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