if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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