I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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