This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Randomize
