Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
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You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I will pee on everything he values.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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