isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.