This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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