strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
the day after is always just damage control
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Just puked most of my soul out..
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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