you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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