Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
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Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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