perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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