If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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