I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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