too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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