WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
She bit a glass in half.
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
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We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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