Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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