My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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