I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Randomize
