I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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