Christians are straight up FREAKS
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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