This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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