I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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