it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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