So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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