he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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