Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I think my moral compass just broke
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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