At least make sure they are 18
Why
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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