Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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